gerbie: (fokke&sukke)
gerbie ([personal profile] gerbie) wrote2002-07-02 03:42 pm

Spam

I do get copious amounts of Spam these days. To keep myself entertained I thought I’d save the funniest subject lines. So here’s my top ten of best spam (although that’s a contractio in terminis):


1 GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN DAYS! (Where can I sign up?)
2 SCARE PEOPLE WITH YOUR HUGE DICK! (Why would I want to do that?)
3 WATCH ME DRINK A GALLON OF CUM! (could be me, but isn’t a gallon quite a bit?)
4 - - Earn Money In Your Sleep - - (finally somebody knows the secret. Why tell it to others?)
5 STEAL ANYONE'S PASSWORD AND READ THEIR EMAILS... (How boring would that be?)
6 THIS IS NOT JUNK MAIL 3RD TIME SENDING TO YOU... (so how come I did not get the first two mails?)
7 Do You Like Having Sex? (Is this a philosophical question?)
8 PUT HOLES IN CONCRETE WITH YOUR DICK! (a childhood dream come true, up until now I never managed to go beyond a simple dent)
9 I Told Him Not To Cum In My Mouth! (and now you tell us?)
10 GET ANY MAN OR WOMAN GUARANTEED! (Can I hire somebody to pre-read my mail as well, saves me from reading all this crap!)

[identity profile] javamental.livejournal.com 2002-07-02 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
*roars with laughter* Oh my God, those are awful!

[identity profile] yourownworld.livejournal.com 2002-07-02 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
haahahahahaha

Thanks for the giggle! Um... can you forward #1 to me? ;)k

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[identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com 2002-07-02 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Is your e-mail in your user info?

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[identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com 2002-07-02 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I get dozens of them a day, I could have a weekly top ten like this.

[identity profile] thegreenquetzal.livejournal.com 2002-07-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
wow yours is worse than mine!! *ponders the ways of obtaining huge juicy tits*

[identity profile] vwip.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
just make sure you remove it before the concrete dries

Trick

[identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Now I see, it's a trick. I guess I still prefer the huge juicy tits though. Gives an extra dimension;-)

[identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I could just forward all my spam to you if you want to :p

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[identity profile] javamental.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
*lol* That's bad. I get some spam, but most of it is for credit companies and college diplomas. Although I think they found my hotmail account, now -- I saw the first porn title come through there the other day. "Lori Gets Laid -- Cum And See" or some stupid thing like that. *laughs*

[identity profile] yourownworld.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! I'm just teasing though. I wouldn't know what to do with them!! ;)k

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[identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I would. Then again I'm not sure if the fun would wear off if I had them myself...

[identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll get plenty soon enough. Hotmail is a spam-magnet. The porn titles will get worse. Prepare yourself..

[identity profile] yourownworld.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I can always count on you for a smile Gerbie! k

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[identity profile] javamental.livejournal.com 2002-07-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. *braces for impact* :-D I don't know what the deal is, but you're right. Hotmail is the worst for porn-spam, and spam of any kind.

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[identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com 2002-07-04 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me blush *turns red head away*