This works for me every time again

[gerbie]

George: I spy with my little eye (he looks behind his shoulder and sees a
mug) something beginning with `M'.

Baldrick: Erm...

George: (encouraging) MMM...

Baldrick: Erm...

George: (encouraging) MMM... (he bobs his head down to within inches of the
mug a few times)

Baldrick: Mmm...

(this carries on for a while)

George: MMMuh... (he picks up the mug and holds it in front of him)

Baldrick: Mmm...

Edmund: (wishing he could read his book in peace; can't stand this carrying
on any longer; shouts) MUG!!!

George: Oh, I say, well done, sir. Your turn.

Edmund: I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with `T'.

Baldrick: Breakfast!

Edmund: What?

Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea, and I have a little sausage,
and a egg with some little soldiers.

Edmund: Baldrick, when I said it begins with `T', I was talking about a letter.

Baldrick: Nah, it never begins with a letter; the postman don't come 'til
10.30.

Edmund: I can't go on with this. (stands) George, take over.

George: All right, sir. Erm, I spy with my litle eye something beginning
with `R'.

Baldrick: (raises his arm, even though he's the only one playing now) Army!

Edmund: For God's sake, Baldrick! `Army' starts with an `A'. He's looking for
something that starts with an `R'. RRRrrrrr!

Baldrick: Motorbike!

Edmund: What?

Baldrick: A motorbike starts with a `RRRRRrrrrrrrrrm! RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr--'

Edmund: All right, right, right, right. My turn again. What begins with `Come
here' and ends with `Ow'?

Baldrick: I don't know.

Edmund: Come here.

(Baldrick moves closer to Edmund; Edmund punches Baldrick in the face)

Baldrick: Ow! (falls to the ground)

Comments

[razzmatazz.livejournal.com]

I don't watch Blackadder that much, but I know of one line, something like, "once upon a time there was a cute little sausage named Baldrick, the end." Was this in the same episode? I recognize the breakfast and "T" bit.

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[gerbie.livejournal.com]

I'll check for you. Let me get back to you on that one.

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[gerbie.livejournal.com]

I found it, it was a different episode, different series as well. It was an essay written by Baldrick. I was going to mail you the script, but couldn't find an email-address in your user info. Let me know if you'd like it.