Rowan says:
May. 17th, 2002 12:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gerbieHEAD: Quite frankly Mr. Perkins, if he wasn’t
dead I’d have him expelled.
dead I’d have him expelled.
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HEAD: Quite frankly Mr. Perkins, if he wasn’t
dead I’d have him expelled.
<long pause as Headmaster sits down and sips his
tea. Perkins looks up.>
PERKINS:I beg your pardon?
HEAD: Yes! Expelled! If I wasn’t making allowances
for the fact that your son is dead, he’s be out on
his ear.
PERKINS: He’s dead?
HEAD: Yes... he’s lying up in the sick bay now.
Stiff as a board and bright green.
And it’s very typical of his current attitude.
PERKINS: <shocked> But...
<Headmaster stands up and moves behind Perkins>
HEADMASTER:You see, the boy has no sense of
moderation. One moment he’s flying around like
a paper kite and the next moment he’s completely
immovable. And beginning to smell.
PERKINS: Well, how did he die?!?!
HEADMASTER: Is that important?
dead I’d have him expelled.
<long pause as Headmaster sits down and sips his
tea. Perkins looks up.>
PERKINS:I beg your pardon?
HEAD: Yes! Expelled! If I wasn’t making allowances
for the fact that your son is dead, he’s be out on
his ear.
PERKINS: He’s dead?
HEAD: Yes... he’s lying up in the sick bay now.
Stiff as a board and bright green.
And it’s very typical of his current attitude.
PERKINS: <shocked> But...
<Headmaster stands up and moves behind Perkins>
HEADMASTER:You see, the boy has no sense of
moderation. One moment he’s flying around like
a paper kite and the next moment he’s completely
immovable. And beginning to smell.
PERKINS: Well, how did he die?!?!
HEADMASTER: Is that important?
