Me, poet

Jul. 15th, 2002 01:37 am
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Who for me! Poetry international thinks I'm brilliant, look at what they send me today...


"Dear Gerben,

Because you requested that we notify you of important poetic events, I wanted to alert you to the fact that the International Society of Poets Convention and Symposium, to be held in the United States Capital, Washington, D.C., from August 23-25, 2002 is now a complete sell out.

However, because you previously received a personal invitation to present your poetry at the convention, we are holding a spot for you and your guests – but we can only do so until July 26, 2002 when even you must be turned away.

As you know, it has been specially arranged for you to receive your International Poet of Merit Silver Award Bowl -- in honor of your poetic accomplishments -- just after you present your poetry in front of your fellow poets from around the world who will also be attending the convention.


And I know from experience that all of the attending poets are anxious to meet you, hear you present your artistry, and create lasting friendships with you. So please don’t delay! Take a quick look at the convention highlights and let us hear from you. It’s easy to register directly over the Internet too at http://www.poetry.com/poetscorner/register.asp.

We look forward to seeing you in Washington, D.C.!

Steve Michaels
Convention Awards Chairperson

P.S. Your Award is a magnificent work of art (a $175.00 value) that measures over 10 inches across and over 10 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry wood base (see it here)."

I guess I'll give up my job and go to Washington, start a whole new career as a poet.

Date: 2002-07-14 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oftherain.livejournal.com
lol. i got me one of those. and i haven't entered a poem for over four years.

Date: 2002-07-15 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com
My two poems were sent in nearly 3 years ago as well. Should I win the lottery I'm going someday and pretend to take it all very seriously.

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Date: 2002-07-16 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oftherain.livejournal.com
hehehe. sounds like fun.

Date: 2002-07-17 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scienceguru.livejournal.com
I got one of those too for something I submitted this year. If I have to pay to receive my award, what honor is there in that? Shouldn't have to pay to get an award.

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Date: 2002-07-18 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com
Why not? It could be the beginning of a new career..

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Date: 2002-07-19 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scienceguru.livejournal.com
True, but I don't want to have to spend 600 bucks to get into the convention, then the air and hotel. If it's such an honor, shouldn't they be paying FOR me to be there?

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Date: 2002-07-20 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gerbie.livejournal.com
Would be a bit too obvious. Since that whole site is a money making scam in the first place, they might as well take it to the max.

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