One from my sillypoetry-community

[gerbie]

i don't think he had a bad memory
nor was he bad at spelling
he certainly wasn't a fashion guru

his, i'm sure it was a he,
invention has become
incredibly popular

and nowadays
the nametag
gives all men

a brilliant excuse
to stare at a woman's breasts
without having to feel guilty

was he ever honoured?
did he win awards?
hail for the inventor of the nametag!

Comments

[tbone.livejournal.com]

I imagine a future where we all have name tags on our crotches. How fun would that be?

[tammietamtam.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gerbie.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. However much fun crotches can give, I think for staring purposes I still prefer breasts.