Ali G

[gerbie]

The beeb had highlights from this years red nose day. Some funny scenes, some interesting stories on the projects they fund. Still, the highlight was obviously Ali G doing an interview with Posh and Becks. I hadn't seen that one yet, though I read the interview on the web. I just reread it, it is not entirely accurate, they had cut plenty out, though some things I saw I couldn't find in the script. Never mind, it was funny to see somebody asking them all kind of questions everybody is dying to ask them. Then again, with Posh just giggling most of the time and Beckham eloquent as ever (i.e. says fuck all) it was mainly a one man show by Ali G. But he's good at that anyway. I'll put the whole interview in the comment section for those who are interested.

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the whole damn interview!

[gerbie.livejournal.com]

Ali takes to the lavish set clad in burgundy leather shell-suit and trademark shades and cap. Dry ice rises up around him he turns his back to the camera to strike a pose, proudly displaying the glittering "SAVE AFRICA" emblazoned across his back; just above a map of Italy.)
Ali: (Scratching his invisible decks)
C-C-COMIC-whoop-C-C-COMIC-whooop-C-C-COMIC-REE-RELIEF AFFRRRRICAAA!
HERE ME NOW!! - You is probably thinking why is Ali doing comic relief, well me not only agreed to do it cos me thought me was gonna get a free trip to see me brothas in Africa; and while me was there maybe score some Botswanan home-grown.
Now check dis - Africa ain't just the country that gave us Bob Marley.. I seen some documentaries about it and there's some terrible images dat's been left in me mind.Especially tribes women with well droopy tits all swingin' - one babylon there and one tombola down there. With your help we can stop these shocking things now. A donation of just five pounds will buy these people a bra, whilst a donation of thousands might just be enough for a tit job.
But if you people out there can't really be arsed to give over your cash money, you probably think 'I well sorry for me brethren out there and all dat, but me worked well 'ard for me dollars and me ain't giving it to no-one, especially dem lot sitting on their battys in the sun.
Twenty quid's probably enough for a whole year's supply of fresh water for some African geezer but it?s enough to get me an eighth of skunk!
CHECK DIS! Friday night there's gonna be a lot of people who ain't in, so why not drive over to their houses Get in through a window and make a donation on their behalf!
Don't go nicking stuff on any other night, cos in some circumstances, theft can be illegal.
By the way, if you do make a donation, I personally guarantee that not a penny of the money that you send to Lenny Henry will go towards feeding his missus.
Now really big it up for me guests tonight - every boy wants to be in his boots and every man wants to be in his missus. Big up for none other than Victoria and David Beckham!
(to be continued, max length...)