Ali G

[gerbie]

The beeb had highlights from this years red nose day. Some funny scenes, some interesting stories on the projects they fund. Still, the highlight was obviously Ali G doing an interview with Posh and Becks. I hadn't seen that one yet, though I read the interview on the web. I just reread it, it is not entirely accurate, they had cut plenty out, though some things I saw I couldn't find in the script. Never mind, it was funny to see somebody asking them all kind of questions everybody is dying to ask them. Then again, with Posh just giggling most of the time and Beckham eloquent as ever (i.e. says fuck all) it was mainly a one man show by Ali G. But he's good at that anyway. I'll put the whole interview in the comment section for those who are interested.

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V: What's that?
Ali: Well you know, devils they're like nasty peoples, you know?
V: Yeah I know, but what are the people who worship them, what are they called?
Ali: The Occult. Me mate Dave played one of your records backwards, and it sounded loads better
V: Are you sure that was the Spice Girls and not (silently mouths 'All Saints')
Ali: And not??
V: (Laughing) So you reckon they sounded better?
Ali: For real. Their's is something real going on there, what!
(To Beckham) Now you is being real quiet there in the corner. Now don't think, I mean, now this ain't like a classroom where if you keep your head down, I won't ask you questions. You sitting there like, you know, I seen you hiding behind that lady! Now why do you think you is a pin-up for so many gaylords? I'm not gonna call them batty boys now cos me is politically correct. I mean just because you wear skirts, have a suntan and a skinhead, talk like a girl and hang out with Elton John.
So how does it feel about being the picture for batty men?
B: You tell me Ali: I don't know how you feels.
V: That's cos you're a batty man yourself anyway.
Ali: Lucky I ain't carrying me Uzis on me.
Now you know like you two are copying each other, like when he has a tattoo, you have a tattoo; when you do a booksigning, he does a booksigning. So tell me, when he shaved off all his hair, did you do the same?
V: No, I didn't shave off all my hair
Ali: Is that true Beckham?
B: Course it is.
Ali: (To Victoria) Now seriously now, me heard you recently had a disease of the head call Mingingitus.
V: I had viral meningitis
Ali: That is well bad, so did Sporty catch the Mingingitus? I heard she got it well bad. I heard she got a bad case of it.
V: Nobody else got meningitis, only me.
Ali: For real. Now what's it like being such a famous couple.
V: Well you know, we just like any couple, David you know, gets on with his football and I get on with my singing.
Ali: Are the press always trying to take pictures of you?
Does you have a lot of trouble with the Pepperami?
V: Yeah I mean, well obviously we do get a certain amount of press trying to take photos of us, but you know, we keep to ourselves when we can.
Ali: Beckham, you must have been well heavy when you saw them pictures in OK! of you making spaghetti in you kitchen what? I mean, how did they get in there? They must got decent lenses, they got you when you were looking right into them.
B: No, that was an organised shoot, but some of the others are not looking at the camera.
Ali: (To Beckham in a loosely buttoned shirt) Do you know that your belly button is showing?
V: I think it looks nice. Don't you?
Ali: (to Beckham) Well, if I had to do it with a man, it might as well be you! Like, if someone said dey was gonna nuke the whole of Staines, unless you, you know, ball Beckham?
It's Staines man, you know, like me nan as well. But you to me, right!
If you had to ball a man, who would it be?
B: Ummmm, probably you!
Ali: You can only say that when you is so confident about your sexuality.